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Joke of the Day

"Kelloggs is introducing a new Game of Thrones inspired breakfast cereal. Oberyn Crunch."

"Then Satan said, ""Let's convince everyone they need to go gluten free."" And that kids, was the Christmas fiasco of 2015."

"Whoa bltch you dont look like a 100 likes in person."

"COP:Do u know how fast u were going ME: The posted speed limit, 495 COP: Sir that's the route number, i don't even know how I caught up to u"

"Islam Is a religion of peace"

"I've been so drunk that homeless people give me their footlong sub. When they give it to me they whisper, ""Get your shit together, rookie."""

"Why are marines who can't swim better? They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm."

"They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer So I pushed Steve off a cliff, just in case it was him."

"What does sex have in common with a savings account? You lose interest once you make a withdrawal"

"What does a blonde have if her brain is the size of a pea. Encephalitis, and possibly a medical miracle."