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Joke of the Day

"To use Google efficiently, write like Tarzan. ""good tacos boston"""

"What did one tower say to the other? I've got a plane to catch"

"Wife: Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back? Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say"

"So Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfur, Sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. The bartender says ""OH SNAP"""

"*Seeing words in itallic...* Makes me want to eat *pasta*."

"Dude turned from the ATM and tripped sending about eight 20s flying into my face. I teared up a little. I get strippers, I get it."

"Did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? Well I hear he's back in town. Source: The Amazing Jeffery"

"Gay dudes are fucking assholes! Straight dudes are fucking vaginas."

"What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game? One of them you want to see a lot less of."

"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from. Then it dawned on me."