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Joke of the Day

"Man and Women in Diffrent Combinations Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy"

"Why do Jewish men get circumsized? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 30% off."

"What do cars and humans have in common? We both burn gas."

"Just saw a sign advertising crabs and clams. I don't know about you, but I prefer to keep the crabs away from my clam."

"Why do elephants drink so much? To try to forget!"

"What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!"

"My dentist says to clean between your teeth after every meal. That's his flossophy."

"What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !"

"I can sum up my taste in music and my political and religious beliefs in just a few bumper stickers."

"How Do You Make a Plumber Cry Kill his Family."