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Joke of the Day
"Love that show where they lure loan officers into a house with mending, To Patch a Creditor."
Next Joke
"If you're robbing my house, just bring a second guy to eat a pizza in front of my dog while you take whatever you want."
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..... ...that way when you criticize them you are a mile away, and have their shoes."
"I wish I had one original thought in life. Don't be sorry, everyone does."
"Did you hear about the lawyer with a fetish for loopholes? He got off on a technicality."
"What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture? Carrion my wayward son"
"How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb? I'm sorry, what?"
"I just came from a domestic violence awareness concert... ...headlined by the Black Eyed Peas"
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a goodyear"
"What does a bee from Asia do? Nepallinates flowers."