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Joke of the Day
"I once met a dyslexic atheist... ...he didn't believe in dog."
Next Joke
"Im trying to get back to my original weight. 7 lbs 9 oz"
"4k tvs? no thanks i only need one"
"Several insects dancing in a pen, what is the name of the movie? In The Pen Dance Day"
"What's the best thing about having sexy with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of 'em. edit: autocorrect is a bitch - we all know what it should say."
"Why Can't Dinosaurs Clap. Because They're Dead. :)"
"I've been sneaking clay, sand and mortar into my housemate's food... When they find out they'll shit bricks."
"cats are the best because you can pet one while you're talking to someone and look totally evil"
"How does the devil measure his drugs? In pentagrams"
"Back up so I can take your picture. Further More. Keep going. A little bit more distance. Drop off the Earth. Perfect."