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Joke of the Day
"90% of my friends have hemorrhoids. The other 10% are perfect ass holes."
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"What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ? She lays hand gren-eggs !"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in a bag."
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"Barking dog at the back door wanting in and your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let in? The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!"
"Just got invited to an ""alcohol-free"" wedding. The happy couple will be sad when they realize it's going to be a ""present-free"" wedding too."