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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay man on roller skates? Rollaids"
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"How do blind people know where to find Braille signs on walls and doors? They just have a feel for that kind of thing."
"it's gotta be as much fun for a slinky to go down an escalator as it is for a human to walk on a treadmill"
"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador! I am not sorry."
"A man tried to sell me a casket today.. I told him that's the last thing I need."
"Britney Spears and WILL.A.AM go to use the toilet... Test... Mods plz delete omg"
"I was in Ferguson last night and got jumped by 5 black guys! The car started right up, they just said it just needs a new battery. What nice gentlemen i thought to myself."
"Things that are loud: Jet engines Dynamite Opening a bag of Sun Chips at a funeral Rock concerts"
"*two turtles strapping themselves to a sleeping cheetah* Just you wait, Carl! This is gonna be awesome!"
"What comes out at night and goes Munch munch ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth."