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"Britney Spears and WILL.A.AM go to use the toilet... Test... Mods plz delete omg"
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"Irish Pooing Competition So I entered an Irish pooing competition the other day. I came Turd."
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"Friend: ""What's a good movie?"" Me: ""Snakes on a plane"" Friend: ""Whats it about?"" Me: ""Horses... horses on a boat"""
"The silent ""p"" and ""s"" in ""Corps"" are why I have hardcorps trust issues."
"StackOverflow developers have the hardest job on the internet. When the site goes down, they have to fix it without StackOverflow"
"Him: I love redheads. I could totally see you being a great wife. Me: I could totally see you being a great chalk outline."
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"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve bacteria here."" And the bacteria says, *""But we work here. We're staph.""*"