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Joke of the Day
"A beautiful lady once asked me what I like in a woman. I got six months for indecent exposure."
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"My office got a shredder, so now I have to buy a turtle costume to fight it on Monday. Work is hard."
"You would think gay rights wouldn't be a problem.... With all the fags on the internet"
"The number of STDs I can spell without autocorrect really bothers me."
"My 5 y/o's best Knock Knock joke yet Knock knock Who's there? Monkey balls Monkey balls who? Don't you mean monkey *bars*?"
"What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard? Cold."
"I love breakdancing. I don't do it... Or watch it, even. I just like it because it allows be to sell cardboard to rich white kids."
"""asparagai"" is what i call multiple asparagus, but don't take my word for it. get your own word for multiple asparagus"
"So far my favorite villain in the Superman/Batman movie is the casting director."
"A couple years ago my therapist told me I had problems letting go of the past."