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Joke of the Day

"So I went to a culture booth recently... And I tried some ramen. Wasn't a great idea I soon found out, as I had eaten a cheeseburger not long before. Everything just surrendered..."

"What kind of phone does Hades use half the year for making booty calls? The Perse-phone."

"Whenever I see a car with an ""Italia"" bumper sticker on it, I always write ""Gen"" in front of it because I'm an adult."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""You read my mind, buddy."""

"A blonde and a brunette are discussing the previous night out... The brunette says, ""Last night I slept with a Brazilian."" ""Oh my god!"" the blonde replies. ""How many is THAT?"""

"If you can't hang Don't be a runaway slave"

"How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon? You poke 'em on."

"What's the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits and the other fucks between shits."

"When villainy didn't pay anymore, The Riddler got a job writing furniture assembly instructions for IKEA."

"I went for a depression test. Came back negative."