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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my X-Wing pilots... ""Almost there."""
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"What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre, of course."
"Maternity. Sounds like you're going to be pregnant forever."
"Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives"
"When my 9 year old gets off the phone with his girlfriend, I'm going to ask him for some dating advice."
"Ever since Facebook allowed images in their comments sections people only ever communicate via pictures. We're 21st-century cavemen."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking when you smack it. *Heard this from my hubby last night."
"The darker humor is, the better. Just like slaves."
"A car made of French bread just raced past me. It was a Baguetti Veyron."
"Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician? A: Chelsea."