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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I think I've missed my calling. Luckly for me I have voicemail."
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"So I ordered the Best of Pitbull CD off Amazon. All I got was a blank CD."
"Pi-ku Math is fun When Mixed with some pie"
"*Hands girl a card that says Be Mine* Girl: Aw that's so sweet *Pulls out a pickaxe* Me: Come on, do it I need some iron ASAP lady!"
"Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..? Because he Kant drive Immanuel."
"What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? A pimp"
"Why do fat chicks give good head? Because they have to"
"Our local cinema is putting on a screening of the new James Bond film especially for dyslexics. Respect"
"Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri ""What do women want?"" She's been talking nonstop for the last two days now."
"What do we want? MORE EXISTENTIALIST JOKES! When do we want them? WHY?"