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Joke of the Day
"Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out"
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"My girlfriend said period jokes aren't funny... So I ended up throwing away 3 pages of jokes i had written about the Victorian era."
"Bank manager: I'm sorry sir you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account."
"Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole :("
"Have you heard of the famous cow? He's legendairy"
"What do you call a happy wizard? Optimystical"
"What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him? ""Noth"""
"Anytime I see a person wrapped in a Snuggie, I think, that's a person I could easily set on fire."
"What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise? Calf Raises."
"My friend asked me how I know the smell of a wet dog since I'm a Muslim and can't have one I told him my girlfriend is a Christian."