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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the philosophical dentist? He wanted to transcend dentalism."

"What do you call someone who take things literally A kleptomaniac!"

"Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?"

"What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage? Wataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

"I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again."

"Luke got Darth Vader a Christmas Present. Darth Vader: Luke... I know what you got me for Christmas... Luke: Nooo! No! No!! How could you possibly know?!?! Darth Vader: I felt your presents."

"Why did the PHP programmer go to the optician? because he didn't C#"

"What did the redneck say after his girlfriend swallowed? You gots the purdiest tooth I ever comed across, Sis."

"DAD JOKE: Do you know where you get water from? Well..."

"I lost 100 pounds. Getting mugged in Europe."