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Joke of the Day

"Kidnapping Catnapping keeps you well rested, kidnapping gets you arrested."

"What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted? T-REKT."

"Half the time, I don't know if I'm in /r/jokes or /r/shower thoughts."

"What did the predators say before they went hunting? Let us prey first."

"Why is it okay for an ice company to commit fraud? Their assets are already frozen!"

"A Jewish Redditor made a foreskin joke. [removed]"

"Friend: I'm surprised to see you eating a salad. Me: *empties bag of chocolate chips over it*"

"*sees Arnold Schwarzenegger working at Walmart* ""hey Arnold, kitchen appliances are toward the back of aisle B right?"" ""YES. AISLE B, BACK"""

"I bet nobody here knows the name of the ""unknown soldier"" It's probably because they're so undrground."

"What do nine out of ten people enjoy? A gangbang."