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Joke of the Day
"What did the predators say before they went hunting? Let us prey first."
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"Why did the farmer give the pony a cough drop He was a little hoarse."
"Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends."
"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"
"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."
"After placing me in charge of training new employees I can't help but question my companies' commitment to success."
"I tried to be domestic & cook. Microwave is on fire. A waffle maker, 3 pans, a toaster & my neighbors cat in the trash. Making soup is HARD!"
"Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool."
"Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath."
"I always wanted to marry a girl with nice big melons... Too bad she cantalope :("