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Joke of the Day

"I bet nobody here knows the name of the ""unknown soldier"" It's probably because they're so undrground."

"I got a bootleg copy of ""Alien vs Predator"" It was just some Mexican guy fighting a priest!"

"Why Does Captain Kirk Have 3 Ears? He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear."

"What do a racist and an apple have in common? They both look good hanging from a tree"

"What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book? He Reddit."

"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bat ! Bat who ? Bat you'll never guess!"

"I have seagull managers. They swoop in, screech like hell, shit all over everything, then fly away."

"What I lack in social skills, I make up for in hiding-from-people skills."

"What dance moves do physicists do? the torque"