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Joke of the Day

"A car salesman says to me... ""Buy this car and pay no interest for a year!"" ""That's stupid"". I said, ""why the hell would I buy something that I'm not going to be interested in for an entire year?!"""

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"I'm too tired to slap you. Bash your face up against my palm."
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"Warning: 18+ 19"
"What did the perverted frog say? Rubbit"