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"Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs."
"How do you know a guitarist is sad? They start to fret."
"What's a chiropractor's busiest day? Throwback Thursday."
"A psychic dwarf just escaped from prison... Apparently there's now a small medium at large"
"A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas. The vet says: 'I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down.' The man is incredulous and asks why. The vet says: 'Because he's far too heavy.'"
"I wanted to see how fast I could drive my new car down Main Street. I managed to hit 60 before getting pulled over. Most of them survived with only minor injuries."
"I'm already an idiot, I just need a village"
"There is simply no need to add ""NSFW"" in your bio. This is twitter. None of us have jobs."
"A joke from 1892 ""...one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."""