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Joke of the Day

"Worst thing about having a daughter is... No matter how hard you try you're daughter is gonna have some other man's dick in her mouth."

"What do you with 365 used rubbers? Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear."

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Badum tits"

"What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat? Nothing as they cannot breed with eachother"

"MUGGER: Empty your pockets! ME: But these are cargo shorts. (45 min later) ME: That's the left one MUGGER: Seriously. ME: I am SO sorry"

"NHK reported on the massive American erection yesterday... and apparently there will be a bigger one in two years."

"Why can't you hang out with bears? Their bad breath is un-bear-able."

"My mom threw away all my Linkin Park CDs and kicked me out of the house. But in the end it doesn't even matter."

"I wonder if racist families have that one liberal uncle who gets drunk at Thanksgiving and goes on about how Obama is DEFINITELY American."

"Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was the dog said nothing."