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Joke of the Day

"I'm so attractive Whenever I enter a room, the lights get turned on"

"2 Mexicans and a white man are in a car, who's driving? The police officer"

"Minimize vs Close in 2014 In 2080: there were some dumb computer users who thought if they click on 'x' in Skype it will close it."

"UHD TVs are going to be obsoleted next year by the new standard: DBZ It has a a vertical resolution that is over 9000."

"What did the dog do with the history professor? They got together and talked over old times."

"Karma is only a bitch, if you are."

"I got an email from a prince in Africa saying I inherited 100,000 dollars. But my computer just says i got a virus... I hope it's not Ebola"

"What do you call a group of black people? a group, you racist."

"Ibuprofen is my favorite headache medicine that also sounds like a reggae professor."

"Do NOT lower your standards to ""keep"" anyone. Make them meet you at YOUR level. Self respect is power."