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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks."
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"We found out today how many people it takes to hold me down for a flu shot."
"When I die , I want to be thrown out of a plane wearing a Superman costume."
"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"
"Bad news from the doctor... Men: Doctor, how is my mother in law? Doctor: I have some bad news. Men: We can take her home, right? Doctor: Yes"
"What do you get when you cross a poodle with an elephant? A dead poodle with an asshole of diameter 40cm."
"What does DJ Khaled call his mexican friends? Another Juan"
"Threw this on a chick last night On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?"
"How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way? A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week."
"Accidentally opened Excel. Decided to roll with it and get my life together. See you all never."