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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks."

"They say a woman's work is never done. That's probably why they get paid less."

"the ideal number of pillows should be on a bed is 6-10."

"How do you kill 100 flies in A second? (Dark humor) You slap an Ethiopian in the face."

"I bet the passengers on the missing Malaysian airplane are racking up some serious reward miles, given all of the different directions they've been flying."

"What did the one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there? I'm shore you did, beach."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken!"

"What, like you never stole 2000 loaves of bread on a dare? Shit happens. Look, Grandma, can you bail me out or not?"

"How do you know when you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit."

"The cancelled marathon runners should seriously run through the boroughs with supplies. I said it earlier as a joke, now I say it for real."