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Joke of the Day

"I want to be a host at a restaurant so if someone asks for a booth I can yell, ""YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTH!"""

"My exercise routine is a running joke."

"If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell"

"evanescence - noun: the process of vanishing or fading out of sight, memory, or existence. So that's what happened. Great band name, guys."

"How do you castrate the pope? Kick the altar boy in the chin."

"i hate it when people don't know the difference between ur and u'r"

"Young Actor: Dad guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well keep at it son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."

"I am currently upset at my mom for having me. I didnt ask to be here. Now I have all these damn bills."

"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"

"Why is stevie wonder always smiling He doesn't know hes black yet"