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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers? A cannibull"
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"Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love? Because they have cotton balls."
"What do you call a nautical plunderer who assists with the flight of an aircraft? A co-pirate"
"I wanted to tell a Lord of the Rings joke.... but all the good ones Aragorn"
"A man walks into a library and asks ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" The librarian looks on her computer and says ""I don't know if it's in yet."" ""Yeah that's the one."""
"Counting Crows #GoodBandNameBadFirstDate"
"Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus? Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human."
"I feel like a million bucks today.. Seriously, how do I get rid of this erection? I'm getting worried."
"What do you call a urinating khalif. Wiz Khalifa"
"My 4-year-old just asked if peanuts had peanut butter in them what kinda dumbass have I brought into this world."