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Joke of the Day
"My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!"
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"My ex-wife says she misses me... But her aim is getting better."
"I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions."
"Accidentally drew my eyebrows on too dark and thick and now I live on Sesame Street with Ernie."
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the crap out of the room for being black."
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dislexia."
"what do British people say when Satan is on his period? Bloody Hell!!!"
"[end credits roll] ""I did not see that coming"" ""Dude that was titanic"""
"How do you say Philippines in Ebonics? Colombia"
"I will read that article on how procrastination can kill me As soon as I get around to it."