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Joke of the Day
"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dislexia."
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"When beer and cheese isn't the answer... Change the question"
"Research suggests that when someone disagrees with you, you should speak faster so they have less time to process what you're saying."
"Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long? The can't handle stares."
"My birthday is coming up, wife agreed to bday sex. Thankfully she'll be out of town on a business trip so I'll have the house all to myself."
"What's the difference between a pedophile and acne? Acne waits for puberty to cum on your face"
"What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock? Ark-n-Saw."
"Me and my girlfriend were on a cruise, listening to Bob Marley. She said he was Upboat."
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, personal trainer. Obesity killed my father. Prepare to diet."
"What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !"