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Joke of the Day

"When life gives you melons... ...you probably have dislexia."

"Every women should have four animals. A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed, and a jackass to pay for everything!"

"How do you know which tree is the jew? It doesn't drop apples."

"A naked jew with an erection ran into a wall He broke his nose"

"Why did the Scotsman sell drugs? He had to get plaid."

"I'm simultaneously drinking Starbucks and a Monster, in case I need to do something extreme and be a snob about it, within the next 30 min."

"Hey, Reddit. Time for Michael Jackson / Liz Taylor jokes! Go! Please. I can't think of one and I can just sense that this topic is ripe."

"Good cop: WHAT ARE YOU DOING - HE WAS UNARMED Dog cop: *plants a vacuum cleaner on body*"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"Call me Christopher Columbus, Because I'm coming to get India."