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Joke of the Day

"My ex-wife says she misses me... But her aim is getting better."

"A dyslexic man.. Three men go to a bar, but only two walk in. One of them is dyslexic, he walked into a bra."

"I hate being bipolar. It's fucking awesome."

"A handsome and well dressed old man walks into a bar... ... approaches a good looking elderly lady, and says: ""Do I come here often?"""

"*Weather changes* BODY: This is weird. Must have an asthma attack. *Anything else changes* MIND: This is weird. Must have a panic attack."

"Did y'all hear the one about the tortilla song? Don't have source, but now that I think about it, it may have been a rap"

"A bishop came to Church Today Clearly he was an impostor. Never once moved diagonally."

"So I said to Rhianna, ""what is it Chris Brown does that 's so attractive?"", and she said,... ""Beats me!""."

"Did you hear about the black guy who was shot 15 times? The police said it was the worst case of suicide they had ever seen."

"I walked into chemistry class... It was Boron"