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Joke of the Day
"When you're an Olympic-size slut, every day is an opening ceremony."
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"What's innuendo? It's Italian for ""suppository""."
"Sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women"
"I didn't like the idea of having a beard But then it grew on me"
"What kind of bug can survive all winter? A bahumbug!"
"Experts are close to classifying internet addiction as a mental illness. They just need to check one more thing. And Facebook. And Twitter."
"there are 2 reasons why I dont take my GF on a long ride with Audi R8 Firstly, i have no GF and secondly I have no Audi R8."
"Whats the dumbest animal in the jungle? Polar bear"
"'Space Jam' never gets old - that's because in the sterile environment of space fruit preserves don't spoil. Hi, I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson."
"Gay jokes aren't funny! I mean...Come on guys!"