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Joke of the Day

"Experts are close to classifying internet addiction as a mental illness. They just need to check one more thing. And Facebook. And Twitter."

"A logician just had a baby Her friends ask her: ""A boy or a girl?"" She replies: ""Yes"""

"Dating is a lot like fishing Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But until i catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod."

"Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. You really had to be there."

"A boob job sounds like the best job in the world."

"Where is the best place to hide something? On the second page of Google search results."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? >**Because they lactose**"

"what does Dr Watson says to his flatmate when he's constipated? no shit, Sherlock"

"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"

"Knock knock Who's there? You want two CDs You want two CDs who? You want to see deez nutz?"