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Joke of the Day
"All this darkness is making me feel like Hellen Keller."
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"Keep your coworkers on their feet by beginning your next e-mail with ""If you're reading this, I'm already dead."""
"What do you call a male cow masturbating? Beef Jerky"
"Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight? BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE"
"Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV? Jar Jar Binks"
"""I heard you were responsible for like 30 million deaths. That's crazy."" Jimmy Fallon interviewing Stalin"
"I came back from vacation with a serious addiction ...to the hokey-pokey, but I turned myself around."
"What is the cutest car? A BM-cuddle-U"
"I don't like 9/11 jokes they're 2 plane"
"INTERVIEWER: How would you define yourself? ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist"