161211

Joke of the Day

"I didn't like the idea of having a beard But then it grew on me"

"My atheist friend let out a sneeze... ""Damn you,"" I responded."

"It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage."

"What do you call a Black Fisherman? Jailbait."

"What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock."

"When I was a kid, I got really upset when my mom started buying Dove body wash. I just couldn't understand why they would make soap out of such majestic birds."

"What do you call a Tardy count for a school of water bears? A tardigrade!"

"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."

"There was a spider in my bathtub so I got a tissue and very carefully burned the house down."

"I lost my to-do list I don't know what to do"