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Joke of the Day
"Sexism is wrong and being wrong is for women"
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"It's probably not relevant at all that the big tough republicans always seem to be the most terrified of everything."
"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying their name backwards, they have to become your butler."
"in 2016 if i walk in to your place and ask for the wifi password and you give me a paper with 26 letters and numbers i'm leaving"
"Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage."
"I think I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start eating."
"How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire? Diego wop wop wop ."
"A little bit of rain and everyone forgets how to drive. Saw one guy try to start his car with a pancake."
"When I tell people I don't speak English to get out of a conversation I randomly throw the word hemorrhoid just to bring it home"
"She's not a slut... She's just a weiner connoisseur."