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Joke of the Day
"What's innuendo? It's Italian for ""suppository""."
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"A dark riddle. What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening? A disobedient slave."
"I'm not saying your girlfriend is a whore I'm just saying she's under more sheets than the KKK."
"It makes me sad that in this age of computers and video games, my children will never understand what it's like to be raised by television."
"""I don't care how goodlooking you are if you don't have any brains."" -Zombies"
"Massive US blizzard advancing north. African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes."
"i would like it if batmans ears folded down when he got sad"
"This one time, I cried, when my dad chopped up Onions. I loved Onions, she was such a nice, sweet, little puppy"
"I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them."
"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had a boner"