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Joke of the Day

"No one is completely useless... You can always be used as a bad example."

"Do you know how I got out of Iraq? Iran"

"""Wanna hear a joke?"" ""Alright then."" ""What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?"" ""I don't know,"" ""You're disgusting."""

"What's a tree's favourite composer called? Bach"

"They say there's safety in numbers. Tell that to six million Jews..."

"What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A dental rental."

"The blonde and the calculator Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"Does anyone know if it's worth signing up for this sex offender registry? Will I learn any new moves or techniques?"

"I dowloaded the song ""Runnin' down a dream"" illegally from the internet... I got charged with Petty theft."

"I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game ""Risk"" from local retailers. When they eventually catch me, I'll say ""Life is all about taking Risks."""