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Joke of the Day
"I like to hide condom wrappers in my married friends pockets."
Next Joke
"I watched Batman with a girl on our 9th date. It went ""dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!"""
"I told a joke to a bunch of guys. They laughed. Now I'm going to prison. For manslaughter."
"I got really excited when she talked about a motorboat date, but as it turns out, she just wanted to take a ride on the lake. *sigh*"
"Do steam rollers really roll steam?"
"Unfortunate man comes back from a war A man was relieved from service after losing his feet. His wife subsequently left him because she was lactose intolerant."
"Why don't X and Z get along with Y? Because Y so serious"
"I saw my waitress had a black eye so I ordered really slow Since she's obviously not good at listening."
"Did you hear about that hole in the wall of the strip club? The police are looking into it."
"My girlfriend complained about me moving on too fast."