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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how I got out of Iraq? Iran"
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"""Lord, can I have a pony?"" Sure. Just as soon as I get a prayer from a pony asking for a little girl with no clue how to take care of it."
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone A bitch sleeps with everyone, except you"
"RED RIDING HOOD: what big pupils you have grandmother WOLF: yeah I found some pills in the bathroom I love you they're unreal you want some?"
"My plane has an entire high school wrestling team on it, so I imagine we'll crash in a forest & I'll become their King."
"Kids these days don't give a fuck about acid They're all about that base. Credit to /u/Assorted_Jellymemes"
"Got fast food so many times this week that when mcd's asked me to pull out front to wait for my order, I was expecting an intervention."
"What did the socialists use before candles? Electricity"
"What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting? A paradox."
"It's really cold this year in Motown... Three Degrees... Four Tops"