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Joke of the Day

"Does anyone know if it's worth signing up for this sex offender registry? Will I learn any new moves or techniques?"

"I think the first person to see a pug was like wait why is that sweet potato snorting?"

"If ""Pizza?"" is the question, ""Pizza!"" is the answer."

"What's red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her. Her miscarriage."

"When you get 3 out of 4, its... not half bad!"

"What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine? A-flat ""minor"""

"So.. this pickup line works Knock Knock. Who's there? Sex with. Sex with who? Sex with me!"

"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong."

"Heard a great black joke today. Have you guys heard the one about the honest hard working black guy? Me neither."

"Did you hear about the three guys that walked into a bar? You'd think the third guy would've ducked."