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Joke of the Day
"What's a tree's favourite composer called? Bach"
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"An Indian walks into a hotel, and the receptionist asks ""Do you have a reservation?"""
"If history has taught me anything, it's that the person with the loudest, wettest cough will always sit down beside me in a waiting room."
"Soup: for when you want to be hungry again in 20 minutes"
"I wonder what my dog named me."
"Sometimes I miss my real friends and then I think, screw them, they don't even star my tweets."
"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you?"
"*strips naked* ""Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"" Cops: he knows we can see him from this side, right?"
"I had an annoying friend who was paralyzed from the hip down I couldn't stand him."
"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut? Coconuts have hair"