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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you lease false teeth? A dental rental."
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"Suicide terrorists: jokes on you! Virgins totally suck. Have fun jerking off while she cries."
"""Some people say I'm an animal in the sack."" - baby kangaroo"
"A BLONDE'S BRAIN Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? A: Pregnant."
"I can't. I'm busy tonight. I have to do laundry and block everyone who takes their engagement photos in a barn."
"My daughter can be so cruel... Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers? Me: I don't know, what? Her (pointing at me): YOU, don't eat your broccoli!"
"Problems I've got 99 problems and they're all first world."
"Hardcore I've just changed my first nappy. My wife doesn't like me wearing them but since I bought Call of Duty it means I get more game time."
"It's sad when your closest friends get remarried and you know it'll be another 2-5 years before they're single and ready to hang out again."
"She : I Love Kids He : I Love The Process"