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Joke of the Day

"If you smell burnt toast, you may be having a stroke... But if you also smell bacon then you're probably having breakfast."

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"Why is Santa Claus so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas."
"Commercials that never made it to air Here's my entry: ""Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault and has ruined your life? Next time, use Durex""."
"Igloo Building by S Keemo"
"Why is Germany taking in immigrants because they have the camps."
"Pro debating tip: Shave one eyebrow and draw a new one really high."
"I was eating a piece of Gouda... And I was trying to describe it. I didn't want to say it was good because that would've been to cheesy."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I'm like ""Get outta here boys! I didn't get this chubby by sharing my milkshakes!"""
"Where does the dentist get his gas?...At the filling station"
"When someone at work asks you what you're doing this weekend, just pull a lettuce leaf out of your pocket and slowly start licking it."
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