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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no really good steak jokes? Because they're a rare medium well done"
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"What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!"
"Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano."
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"What does a vegetarian hunter say before dinner? ""Lettuce prey"""
"Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one..............one bad-ass that is."
"*walks into the hottest restaurant w/out a reservation* We're fully booked ""Ahem, I'm Yelp reviewer TURDBONER69"" Sorry sir right this way"
"Dear Coworker, If I'm nodding my head & smiling at everything you've said, this means I'm fantasizing about getting banged by David Beckham."