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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life? He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise."

"As I get older, I'm really just looking for Girls Gone Mild."

"SpaceX to begin development on their new pocket rocket. For when you want an *explosive* orgasm."

"I just slept 8 hours straight Then another 2 hours gay"

"I would tell a broken pencil joke.. But there's no point."

"I never make mistakes. . . I thought I did once; but I was wrong."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

"If I had 25 cents for every time I failed my math test I'd have $5.13"

"I've just bought a film on DVD about a prisoner that finally gets parole. I've waited years for it to be released."