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Joke of the Day

"I would tell a broken pencil joke.. But there's no point."

"What do the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Titanic have in common? They both look good until they hit the ice."

"Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans Sister: ""Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"" Me:""wait, whose the godfather?"" Sister: ""Sirius Black"" Took me a minute."

"'I'm not going to school today' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly you're 35 years old. Secondly you're the principal.'"

"There are 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who where expecting a ternary joke."

"Why did the chicken cross the road... Because he wanted to say hello from the other side"

"I am going bananas. That's what I say to my bananas before I leave in the morning."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? ""Keep the tip."""

"What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chamber."

"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."