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Joke of the Day
"I would tell a broken pencil joke.. But there's no point."
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"I tried a new strain of weed... I highly recommend it."
"Where do bacteria go when they die? St. Petri Dish."
"Wait a second ... Water parks have restrooms ... For what?!"
"Why does an octopus have 8 tentacles instead of 6? (OC) Because even god thinks ""Sextapus"" sounds ridiculous. (Note: For purposes of this joke, god both exists, and prefers latin.)"
"I'm attracted to fat chicks... ...by the force of gravity"
"What's the Best thing about Duct Tape? It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm."
"I hate when a texting convo goes like this You: heyy. Them: hey! You: watzup? Them: nothin wbu? You: same. Them: cool. You: yea Them: haha. You: lol. Them: yep."
"If ""loving you"" is wrong, then i don't want to be right!"
"You know what I find amazing? That after 107 years, the Titanic's swimming pools are still full."