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Joke of the Day
"Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
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"What does a confused owl say? What? --- ^^^as ^^^enjoyed ^^^by ^^^/u/Traetus ^^^[here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2qws98/i_used_to_have_sex_daily/cnao23o?context=3)"
"The word Diputseromneve' may look ridiculous... But backwards it's even more stupid."
"A 3 foot tall psychic escapes prison, then he gets a look at the newspaper ""Small medium at large"""
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate ba-a-a-a"
"How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business? Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup? It seems kinda unwieldy to me)"
"Two monkeys were sitting in a tub. The first one says ""Oooo Oooo Aaaa Aaaa Eeee Eeee!"" The second one says ""Perhaps we should add some cold water."""
"How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with? Me: *names two of them*"
"4/10 Teachers in the UK 'assaulted by pupils' This is terrible... Go for us in assemblies, we're all grouped up. You can't miss!"
"so i'd tell ya a casey anthony joke but my mother would kill me..."