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Joke of the Day
"SpaceX to begin development on their new pocket rocket. For when you want an *explosive* orgasm."
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"When life gives you lemons Chances are you are high on LSD"
"So a termite walks into a bar. He then proceeds to ask, ""where's the bar tender""?"
"Which fly makes films ? Stephen Speilbug !"
"Two squirrels in the backyard. But they are not playing together. Wonder if there's history."
"How do you cure a mute coworker? Tell them a secret"
"Why did the pedophile cross the road? To get to the other slide."
"This mouthbreathing, fat creepy dude at work baked a cake and wrote, ""Eat cake if you want to be my girlfriend"" on it. I'm so torn right now"
"I'm not the type that has sex with people I meet at the bar... They keep saying ""no."""
"Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke? You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on ""What is 'good'?"" first."