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Joke of the Day
"As I get older, I'm really just looking for Girls Gone Mild."
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"I am going to lead a long life. That's the only way I will ever get caught up on all my homework."
"""you yelled 'this is not my daddy!' when i picked you up to leave the store. you're lucky i let you live"" -how dad signs my birthday cards"
"Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton? It didn't get much of a reaction. ^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now"
"I want to remind everyone today that 9/11 jokes aren't funny... ...only 2/11 are."
"the 10,000 hours rule is simpley not true i hav said ""helo bird"" to a bird for over 10,000 hours but i still cam't talk to birds"
"""What do we want!"" ""Hearing aids!"" ""When do we want them!"" ""Hearing aids!"""
"An old lady at the bank asked me if I could help her check her balance. So I pushed her over."
"10 years ago, if you would've told me that I'd be having a daughter at 28, I would've murdered you for being a robot from the future."
"Where do electricians get supplies? The Ohm Depot."