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Joke of the Day

"Famous last words (silence)"

"I can't wait until Taylor Swift breaks up with a black guy so she can put out a rap album."

"If you draw a picture of a butthole on the questionnaire, there's a 95% chance you'll get out of jury duty. Would be 100%. But, Texas."

"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want em?! NNNNEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW"

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron? A smooth operator!"

"The fish said to the... no the fish over heard... dammit that's not it... Okay I had a really good fish joke but forgot it, be patient walleye think it over."

"Why won't cannibals eat Frank Sinatra? Because he's always coming back!"

"Dear Men. When a woman is upset, don't ask her what's wrong, but for fuck's sake don't not ask her what's wrong either. Hope this helps."

"What's the difference between a mod and a banana? [removed]"

"Ok, another Grandfather joke. Just kidding, they're both dead."