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"What's the difference between a mod and a banana? [removed]"
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"An F1 racer gets addicted to amphetamines. He soon felt the *need* for *speed*"
"Saw a guy who wears a turban and who was coughing loudly I think he was Sikh"
"My upstairs landlord asked if screams were coming from my apt or if she was dreaming. Either way, one of us has a terrifying neighbor."
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. http://imgur.com/gallery/8u6m2Nv"
"Life is like a box of chocolates. My wife won't let me have any."
"How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?? Dude,I already did my time."
"Why do sharks circle their prey? ""dad, why do the sharks swim in circles like that before they eat someone?"" ""it makes them taste better, son."" ""taste better? How? "" ""it scares the shit out of them."""
"What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn? A right a right a right!"
"Waiter there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !"