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Joke of the Day

"Daddy daddy can I have another glass of water please? But that's the tenth one I've given you tonight! Yes but the baby's bedroom is still on fire."

"So, could you say ""Black Friday"" came early in Ferguson, Missouri?"

"A terrorist walks into a bar... He orders a Molotov Cocktail"

"*knocks on door* You're too fat. ""Wha--"" You're way too dumb. ""Wait--who.."" Hi, I'm Roy. I sell insecurity systems. You're too poor for one."

"Giving Money To The Non-Homeless Prank What kind of reactions could we get by giving our spare change to people who clearly don't need it. confused and disoriented evidently. :D"

"What do you call a squadron of baby soldiers? Infantry."

"Man walks into taxidermist. Asks a deer ""you want a bite of my sandwich?"" Deer replies ""No thanks I'm STUFFED!"""

"My wife asked for the broom... And I said, ""Why? Are you going somewhere?"""

"Jehovah's Witnesses They have to be the worst at knock knock jokes."

"How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse."