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Joke of the Day

"What do we want?! LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want em?! NNNNEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW"

"Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle? Because the steaks were too high..."

"Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married?? A Cantaloupe."

"When you grow up it's like, ok now you can go to bed whenever you want & all you have to trade for it is the ability to ever feel joy again"

"What do you call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools"

"Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I avoid telling Titanic jokes because they're terrible at breaking the ice."

"[At the Rumble] her *aggressively taking off earrings and heels* me *desperately trying to find somewhere to set down my ice cream cone*"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :("

"I just read more people are killed by toasters than sharks. So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster SWIM FOR YOUR LIFE!"

"I'm starting a support group for men who have difficulty ejaculating Let us know if you can't come"